why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize
