FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
You pole danced in your parka.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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