she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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