I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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