There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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