And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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