so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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