Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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