There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
she smelled like a LAN party
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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