I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize