did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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