how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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