yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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