I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
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