i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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