Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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