He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Dear god my vagina.
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