I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
