At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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