If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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