I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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