And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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