doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
