Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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