Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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