she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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