I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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