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steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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