why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Shame - the story of my life.
Randomize
