you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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