The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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