You're completely useless in the revolution.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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