just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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