This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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