No stitches, just platelets and will power
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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