How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
