I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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