i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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