oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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