This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
that may or may not have been my penis.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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