But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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