I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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