I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
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