Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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