If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I am spending my child support on dildos
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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