I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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