I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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