just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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