Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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