So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
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