we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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