Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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