THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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