I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
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