after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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