btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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